What can you learn from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure? Quite a lot, actually. From: Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure Genre: Movies Who said it?: Bill S. Preston, Esq. The story behind the quote: This quote comes from. Let's face it, we all learned more history from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure than we did in all of high school. Plus I never spell Beethoven. There is definitely an art to the skillful application of strangely specific film-sourced insults. I spoke to your principal today, Ted. The Return The Walking Dead: SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES! Okay, you're the ladies' man. I mean, we've got to change. This one is so obvs, it hurts.